Every so often my lack of stature really irritates me. Today I had to install a program, and I had to put a CD-Rom into my computer. I left my step ladder at home, and no one at the office would give me a boost.

To them I say..."eat my short shorts!"

I fashioned a crude rope out of Nerd Ropes, and swung my way to installing "Netscape Navigator 3.1" It has some new features that look cool, something called Cookies looks QUITE interesting. In fact, that makes me hungry. Grabbing a Strawberry Shortcake, be back later.