04.01.05

FIRST POST

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BUSY DAY

Wow - it's been nothing but work work wrok today, and hey that's cool. You know,m cause it's like my job and all. But lately I've been feeling so stressed out. Just like THIS GUY RIGHT HERE>>>>>

It's just so CRAZY right now! I've got all these pages that I have to... you know, put links on and stuff. And sometimes I have to type stuff out, like LONG stuff. It's hard.

On the way to Lunch Today

So I saw this graphic today, and I started thinking to myslef "What's up with this cow?" I mean, first off - cows don't wear clothes. And second of all - it's not like that hula skirt of bannanas is doing anthing to cover up "DOWN THERE." You can still totally see it!

I think most people look at this anda re like hey - cows don't dance. But on looking a bit closer, it's funny how nobody says anything about the sunglasses. It's like this totally unspoken thing going on. Sure - a cow is dancing is ab it weird. And it's the dancing part that people laguh about. But seriously - sunglases? W.T.F? I wonder if anyone else notices this besides me?

Lunchtime!

ohm ygod I'm SOOOOO Hungry right now! I'm out for lunch ya'll. Be back LATER!!!!!!!!!

Ok. So I took some pictures of today's lunch (cause, that's the sort of thing I do here). Check it out - it's sort of sad, that I killed so many hotdogs today. But oh well, that's HOW IT GOESSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

ACtually, I didn't eat all that many. I had like 2.

Updates

I went out and took a lot of pictures yesterday. GO CHEKC THEM OUTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!

E=mc Hawking: A Brief History of Rhyme

Stop whatever you're doing, and watch this thing RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!! Ah shit, it's just too funny. Stephne Hawking is THE MAN!!!!!!!

Sixteen digitally remastered tracks from the Undisputed King of Theoretical Gansta Astrophysics!!!!!!

Danny's - this Saturday

This saturday Justin will be doing an opening DJ gig at Danny's. And I think that Lesley will be doing a DJ thinkg there on Sunday as well.

I guess this means I'll be drunk all weekend at Danny's!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightclub
by Billy Collins

You are so beautiful and I am a fool
to be in love with you
is a theme that keeps coming up
in songs and poems.
There seems to be no room for variation.
I have never heard anyone sing
I am so beautiful
and you are a fool to be in love with me,
even though this notion has surely
crossed the minds of women and men alike.
You are so beautiful, too bad you are a fool
is another one you don't hear.
Or, you are a fool to consider me beautiful.
That one you will never hear, guaranteed.

For no particular reason this afternoon
I am listening to Johnny Hartman
whose dark voice can curl around
the concepts of love, beauty, and foolishness
like no one else's can.
It feels like smoke curling from a cigarette
someone left burning on a baby grand piano
around three o'clock in the morning;
smoke that billows up into the bright lights
while out there in the darkness
some of the beautiful fools have gathered
around little tables to listen,
some with their eyes closed,
others leaning forward into the music
as if it were holding them up,
or twirling the loose ice in a glass,
slipping by degrees into a rhythmic dream.
Yes, there is all this foolish beauty,
borne beyond midnight,
that has no desire to go home,
especially now when everyone in the room
is watching the large man with the tenor sax
that hangs from his neck like a golden fish.
He moves forward to the edge of the stage
and hands the instrument down to me
and nods that I should play.
So I put the mouthpiece to my lips
and blow into it with all my living breath.
We are all so foolish,
my long bebop solo begins by saying,
so damn foolish
we have become beautiful without even knowing it.

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