Ninjas Versus Pirates: Rated Arrrrrrr!


This… This is what the Internet was created for. Thanks to FlamingoJeff for the link.

The first act has a super long intro to it, so give it a chance. Once it actually gets going, it’s pretty darn silly. Some of my favorite moments:

Pirate Captain: Ninjas like to hide in rafters. So as you enter a room, fire your muskets wildly at the ceiling.

Ninja Leader: When we fight the pirates, take out their leader first.
Ninja Soldier: How do we know who the leader is?
Ninja Leader: Look for the one with the biggest hat.

Shinobio: Can’t we just talk about this?
Ninja Girl: Our swords will do the talking
Shinobio: “Hi. My name’s Frank. I’m going to kill you bitch.”

They took an ordinary Pirate Story, and surrounded it with something wonderful… like a raisin covered in chocolate, or a monkey in a cowboy suit. Go check out Ninjas Versus Pirates. On a scale of one to ten, I give this a Arrrrrrrr!

// Edit: Looks like they got too popular and exceeded their bandwidth. Hopefully, it’ll be back up soon.

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