Got this text message late in the day yesterday, from rypunked. 
My question is: why can't people see my 60-year old millionaire dopplegänger, as he's walking by, blowing his nose with $100 bills?
Last night, hanging out with Justin, we saw a guy at Filter who could count as my dopplegänger: asian, long hair, glasses, facial hair. Seems like there are more and more of us asians with long hair, roaming around.
At the end of the day though, there can only be one.
Er. Two.
Most people have separate heart and love lines on their palms. Felix has one big line that spans the width of his entire right palm. He's told that this is "lucky."
As a kid, Felix starred in a television commercial for a toy called "Linkits." He's never seen the toy beyond that day, but can still hear the theme song in his head.
On July 13th, 2002, Felix nearly killed himself when he put a Tombstone pizza in the oven and then promptly fell asleep on the couch for the remainder of the night. He almost won a Darwin Award.
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