05.04.04

Nicknames

For some reason, Justin decided at work today to call me "Ribs." Out of nowhere. We were just talking shop, and he decides he wants to give me a nickname, and that nickname is "Ribs."

Before I know it, everyone else is chiming in on how they think it's a great name, and every fucking person in the room starts calling me "Ribs."

Keep in mind that I was out drinking last night, and it's early, and my brain isn't working at full capacity here.

In desperation (and in mortal fear of being forever stuck with the nickname "Ribs"), I declare that everyone else should also have nicknames. This idea takes hold (thankfully), and for a few more minutes everyone else in the room gets a nickname for the day.

Me: Ribs
Chris: V.D. McGee
Matt: Ted Squeamish
Ben: Jangles
Rey: Disco
Justin: Pickles McGoo

I ended up making namecards for everyone. And we all referred to one another by these names for the remainder of the day.

This is my workplace. These are my coworkers. We are all professionals.



RIP

The one down note from today - one of Justin's drives just up and checked out. He spent all of today trying to recover data, with no success.

The kicker was, not five minutes prior to this happening, we were having an informal group discussion on what steps we would be taking to set up an automated backup process for ourselves. Currently - we have no way to back up anything. We're off the company's internal network (the speed is WAAAY too slow), and so we're running on a DSL line. Separated from the company's network, our computers don't get the luxury of nightly backups.

We've been all backing up our own stuff, when we decide to.

Luckily, Justin does have some backups from late March/April. Better than nothing, but he's going to end up having to do a crapload of work tomorrow basically setting up his machine from scratch again (to say nothing of how long it's going to take to sift through all his old backups).

:(



Congratulations are in order

Congratulations to rypunked, for getting the apartment she was after!

Congratulations to jverbal, for becoming a homeowner!

Congratulations to shuteye, for getting a new job and being able to leave his old workplace!

Congratulations to schubee, for being a rock star and landing a job at Rockstar!



Kegger At Rypunked's





Who Wants These?


I got handed these at work, free. While I am a big fan of video games, I'm choosing not to play them (in the hopes that I might somehow find better ways to spend my time).

Are you interested? Drop me a line if you want them, and I'll mail to you. I'm serious about this.



On the Way Home





Preface

After leaving the Empty Bottle yesterday, Dave, Justin and I walked home talking about tattoos (inspired, in no small part, by Jennifer's tattoos).

A few days back, I had purchased a book of poems by Ted Kooser. I mentioned this, and how I thought the poem appropriate... but since I just got the book, the poem was still new in my mind, and I couldn't cite any lines.

I'm fixing that right now. :)



Tattoo
by Ted Kooser

What once was meant to be a statement —
a dripping dagger held in the fist
of a shuddering heart — is now just a bruise
on a bony old shoulder, the spot
where vanity once punched him hard
and the ache lingered on. He looks like
someone you had to reckon with,
strong as a stallion, fast and ornery,
but on this chilly morning, as he walks
between the tables at a yard sale
with the sleeves of his tight black T-shirt
rolled up to show us who he was,
he is only another old man, picking up
broken tools and putting them back,
his heart gone soft and blue with stories.